To get started, let's break down a general outline for an essay:

Thank you for clarifying

Step 2: Ask the Hard Question

Ask yourself: If the older sister became your girlfriend, what would actually change? Would she stop leaving laundry on the floor after six months? Would she always be confident, or would her stress eventually show? The answer is: no change. You would simply swap one flawed human for another.

And she’s… perfect.