Piranhaconda

The Bite of the B-Movie: Why We Can’t Stop Watching Piranhaconda

In the grand tradition of cinema that asks the question, "What if we combined two scary things into one even scarier (and sillier) thing?" there exists a masterpiece of the Syfy Channel era. We’ve seen Sharktopus, we’ve endured Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, but have you truly lived until you’ve witnessed the visceral terror of the Piranhaconda? Piranhaconda

The Piranhaconda is described as a massive serpent, said to reach lengths of up to 30 feet (9 meters) and weigh over 500 pounds (227 kilograms). Its body is reportedly a fusion of a piranha's sleek, silver scales and an anaconda's robust, muscular build. The creature's head is said to resemble that of a giant anaconda, complete with a broad, flat snout and piercing eyes. The Bite of the B-Movie: Why We Can’t

The Good (i.e., the So-Bad-It’s-Good): The Piranhaconda is described as a massive serpent,

The Cast: Michael Madsen and the Art of Not Caring

No discussion of Piranhaconda is complete without addressing its star, Michael Madsen. Known for his intense roles in Tarantino films, Madsen appears to be acting in a completely different movie. He plays "Professor Lovegrove," a man who seems tired of giant snakes before the movie even starts.