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Big Butt Road Trip ((hot)) ⚡ Limited
Review: "Big Butt Road Trip"
Rating: 4.0 / 5
The premise was absurdly simple. We would drive a looping, 800-mile route to visit them all. The destination wasn’t a city, a monument, or a national park. It was a punchline. But somewhere between the first fuel stop and the final summit, the joke stopped being funny and started being true. big butt road trip
Who’s riding passenger princess?
Day 2: Tennessee to North Carolina
Buy the gel cushion. Plan the 90-minute stops. Do the reverse lunges at the rest area while the truckers watch. Drive the big SUV. And when you arrive at your destination, walk out of that car with your head high—because you have successfully negotiated 1,000 miles of American asphalt with your posterior intact. Review: "Big Butt Road Trip" Rating: 4
, driving north on the Parkway for a scenic route filled with overlooks and winding mountain roads. Sample Road Trip Itinerary (Draft Paper) Asheville, NC Provisions & Fuel Grab supplies from local markets like French Broad Food Co-op Craggy Gardens Scenic Overlook Located at Milepost 364; famous for summer rhododendrons. Big Butt Trailhead Main Event Mazda Miata (The seat is a plastic spoon)
Day 3: North Carolina
Avoid At All Costs:
- Mazda Miata (The seat is a plastic spoon)
- Subaru BRZ / Toyota 86 (Aggressive bolsters)
- Any Recaro "Sport" seat (Designed to hold you still for cornering, not to hold you gently)